January 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
5 posts
Sports Confusion
misanthropic-byproduct:
I’ve been reading about the NBA today and perhaps it’s my ignorance, I don’t follow professional sports of any kind, but I am really confused about this whole “disbanding of the union” thing.
I mean, are we supposed to feel sorry for the multi-millionaire players, or the multi-millionaire owners?
And for that matter, philosophically speaking, if a basketball falls in an...
It's Okay, Robot: The Only Light Source Should Be... →
thebeachatredpoint:
We sat in a cemetery drinking a mixture of wine and bleach, with the sun as a light source, until everyone called me goth. We injected novocain into people’s mouths in a sterile room, under fluorescent lights, until everyone called me a dentist. I wasn’t really either of those things, I just…
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
2 tags
misanthropic-byproduct:
Just so everyone is clear: anytime you rebuke someone with the question “…were you born in a BARN?!”, yeeeah, that’s a jab against Jesus.
July 2011
3 posts
June 2011
10 posts
Waking Up Each Day
thebeachatredpoint:
I haven’t been having enough sex
I should probably do something about my hair
every morning, it’s still there
GHOST-MODERNISM: Ancient Annoying People: →
thenewhotness:
“Ugh, is that a book? How can you even stand to carry that around, with its pages, and its cover? God, I don’t know what I would do without the feel of a scroll in my hand so that I could read decrees the way they were meant to be read. You can’t just roll a book out and see…
LAWL!
“Nature is indifferent to the survival of the human species, including Americans.”
– Adlai E. Stevenson (via the-giving-tree-taketh)
May 2011
22 posts
Bottles and cans just slap your hams, just slap...
theinterwebsneverlie:
“Where It’s At” by Beck
lol-wut??
It's Okay, Robot: Science →
thebeachatredpoint:
Science tells us that if we want to ride around like millionaires in a brand of car that doesn’t exist anymore, with our heads resting on the bare thighs of German supermodels, we need first to stop worrying about the speech impediments, meteorites, and Alzheimers disease that distract us from…
WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL AT WORK?
oh that’s right: bitches be catching MRSA and shit.
April 2011
4 posts
misanthropic-byproduct:
I was taught to be humble about my intellect. So anytime I get too proud I remind myself about how often I have to subtract on my fingers.
March 2011
1 post
misanthropic-byproduct:
Mistook this guy parking his car for my boyfriend today, then I realized my boyfriend doesn’t wear business suits or drive a Maserati.