Not THAT Dr. Phil
Hominid: Mountain Gorilla, 2011
walnut, swarovski crystal
13” deep, 9” tall, 8” wide
Laurel Roth.
Sports Confusion
I’ve been reading about the NBA today and perhaps it’s my ignorance, I don’t follow professional sports of any kind, but I am really confused about this whole “disbanding of the union” thing.
I mean, are we supposed to feel sorry for the multi-millionaire players, or the multi-millionaire owners?
And for that matter, philosophically speaking, if a basketball falls in an empty arena and no body’s around to hear it, does it turn into a soccer ball like in Seattle?
Ok seriously, what the fucking hell. Watch the first 30 or so seconds and tell me you are ok with this.
From UC Davis earlier today.
(via the-giving-tree-taketh)
dickasyahbana: ( russian roulette ) by @karfianda
We sat in a cemetery drinking a mixture of wine and bleach, with the sun as a light source, until everyone called me goth. We injected novocain into people’s mouths in a sterile room, under fluorescent lights, until everyone called me a dentist. I wasn’t really either of those things, I just…
lol.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to get this dialogue going and failed. There’s only one girl in the world that I know personally who’s ever pulled it off seamlessley enough for me feel like I’d orchestrated the greatest moment in movie quoting history (even though by right about “Who do?” it became somewhat clear she knew).
(via despawndense)
The surfing alpaca (via SI.com)
Just so everyone is clear: anytime you rebuke someone with the question “…were you born in a BARN?!”, yeeeah, that’s a jab against Jesus.
